thingswrongwithios7: Hi, can you tell us about yourself?
Molly: My name is Molly, I am 8 years old and I like colouring in!
thingswrongwithios7: What inspired you for the new iOS 7 theme?
Molly: My fisher prices, mmmmm, my bright colors and the Mr Ive Designer person gave me a Pony that shits rainbows as long as I colours the icons all inside the line!
thingswrongwithios7: So, who did you have in mind when designing iOS 7?
Molly: My friends at school! We all love iOS 7 and Justin Beiber wallpaper looks good with the parallax background motion! I like rainbows! I want my iphone 5c to be a rainbow in my pocket!
thingswrongwithios7: Yes, you seem to have done a good job as sales to under 12’s of the new iphone is shooting through the roof. Going back to Mr Ive and Apple, did they pose any restrictions?
Molly: Wells, my teacher Miss Honey always said in Art, never use colors from the tube. She’s a real artist you know. Mr Ive said I wasn’t allowed to use any shades unlike Miss Honey and I had to use the brightest skittle colors I could find! I had a choice of 5 crayola crayons.
thingswrongwithios7: What does your Dad think of iOS 7? He must be proud?
Molly: Well, he didn’t upgrade as he is embarrassed but he did put a picture of iOS 7 on the fridge and it is so bright, NASA can see our fridge from space!
thingswrongwithios7: Anything else?
Molly: YEAH! I’m scared of vampires but Mr Ive said that if i show them the game centre screen it should burn the vampires away with the brightness! I LIKE DRAWING RAINBOWS AND NOW YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR POCKET!
thingswrongwithios7: Blade, eat your heart out. Talking of supernatural, anything weird ben happening recently?
Molly: YEAH! A man came to me in a dream called Steve and called my rainbow pooping pony a ‘virgin’ and took it away and said I can’t have it back until i restore functionality over looks. I don’t understand 😦
thingswrongwithios7: Molly, I notice an important looking letter from the postman next to your fisher price bake a muffin oven, what is it?
Molly: Oh it’s from Andriod taking me to the courts for GUI copying. Do they mean Basketball courts?
thingswrongwithios7: Some comments are iOS 7 makes the Teletubbies look like film Noir. What do you have to say to that?
Molly: I don’t understand, I’m only an 8 years old girl! Want to ride my pony? Let’s paint a picture of colourful bubbles! Oh, I just dids that.