ios notification centre fuc**ng useless like a vague drugged up beach bum

iOS 6 shows you upcoming appointments

ios 7 gives you an essay and a god dam useless one

“Your day starts early, there are 2 events scheduled”

WELL BEND ME OVER AND STICK A CARROT IN MY TUNNEL i have TWO events? This is notification centre right? why can’t you tell me them like ios 6? Why do i have to read this wooly crap? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THOSE EVENTS ARE! Don’t just tell me i have SOMETHING happening.  Literally, iOS 6 told you. it named the events AND you didn’t have to scroll

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STEPS TO REPRODUCE

  • put something in your calendar
  • look at NC
  • try not to walk into a tree whilst reading the reams of text which says NOTHING INFORMATIVE. I know i have stuff on…TELL ME WHAT IT IS! as louis ck would say
  • cry

See this post for what i want NC to look like No more icons, just text to make things harder to read at a glance

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